Internet, oh Internet, where art thou Internet

I just don’t know what I have done to upset you so, to leave without saying a word.

So our relationship is a bit unhealthy, we all have our quirks. I can’t help but stalk you while you are away, following you to coffeehouse and cafes, but you are so funny and irresistible. I could sit and talk with you for hours.

No, I don’t have a problem. There is no need for an intervention. I don’t need clean dishes, we have paper plates. The laundry in my hamper is just barely dirty, I can get by for while longer. There is really no need to pick things up strewn about, I just step over them and call it exercise. Its called Step Aerobics!

What? You aren’t coming back??

Fine, I see you are trying to play tough love here. You hear that? Its the sound of the dishwasher. Yup, you can’t bully me. Al right, al right, ALRIGHT! The washing machine is running now. Anything else you want while I’m up? YOU WANT MORE?

I just can’t take anymore of your demands, I am running away with your baby brother, Mobile Network.

Waiting for your apology,

Sadie Mae

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Published in: on August 10, 2009 at 10:21 pm  Leave a Comment  

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